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Wednesday, 5 March 2008

Beer writer gets pissed off when travel writers tell him he can't be in their gang.

Having written one book that took me on a 45,000 mile journey around the world, and being in the middle of another that sees me doing an 18,000 mile sea journey that hasn't been attempted by any other living writer and which the leading sea travel companies told me was impossible, I now consider myself to be as much a travel writer as a beer writer. Given that those book stores kind enough to stock Three Sheets invariably put it in the travel writing section (next to Bill Bryson - get in!) rather than the food and drink section, I'm obviously not the only person who thinks this way.

So when a fellow scribe suggested I joined the British Guild of Travel Writers, I thought, why not? The British Guild of Beer Writers is a great laugh, a good bunch of people, with social events that are both great fun and good opportunities to meet people. Straddle two different genres of writing, get double the fun.

But it was not to be. Because I, my publisher, my agent and the nation's bookstores are mistaken. You see I'm not a travel writer at all. I'm a beer writer who travels, and that's different. It's not as good.

The impliction seems to be that if I'd done exactly the same journey without beer, then I would be more of a travel writer. It seems you're either one thing or the other, so Bill Bryson must be confusing the hell out of everone at the moment: he seems to think you can just write in an entertaining manner across various different genres, and so long as the core idea of your book is appealing, it doesn't really matter what genre you call it. What an idiot; he's clearly going nowhere.

"If, however, your situation changes and your work becomes broader in scope, do please let me know and I will arrange for your application to be reconsidered," said my rejection e-mail.

Broader in scope than going twice around the world? "Beer in space" anyone?

If I had satisfied them, that would have got me to an interview stage. An interview. To decide whether I'm really a travel writer or not.

As Oscar Wilde said, "I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that wouldn't have me." Hang on, that's not right...

7 comments:

Mario (Brewed For Thought) said...

Beer gets the short end of the stick yet again. I love the idea of beer travels, given that you're not driving anywhere of course.

And I'm sure a well traveled beer drinker such as yourself has had this brew, but if not, a trip to Sonoma county is in order. Bear Republic makes Pete Brown Tribute Ale. I figure it's a different Pete Brown, considering you're still with us.

Pete said...

Mario, I keep going up to them whenever I'm at the Great American Beer Festival in Denvr and saying, "Hey, look at me! I'm called Pete Brown too!" The guys serving never seem to find it as amusing as I do.

Mario (Brewed For Thought) said...

That's funny. You should watch the TV show Three Sheets and say "Hey look at me! I wrote a book called Three Sheets too!" I would laugh.

Mark Tichenor said...

Hopefully your indignation is tempered by Barnsley's shocking win over Chelski today! Pete, hoist a beer for your team!

Bryce said...

Perhaps you could republish Three Sheets with all references to beer redacted... "One Man's Quest for the Meaning of --------" It'd be confusing but it might get you in the guild.

Anonymous said...

Write more. Complain less.

Andrew Arnold said...

Pete, do you want me to write to them and say I saw you get on a bus in Copenhagen?